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afterhours literati cafe: caffeine-induced mania by august highland and the worldwide literati mobilization network


DIAGNOSTIC CRITERIA FOR CAFFEINE INTOXICATION:
1. abnormally high level of arousal 2. insomnia 3. oblique patterns of thought and speech 4. prolonged periods of inexhaustibility 5. manic productivity
cort swensen
robin steele
mira cole
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august highland presents:
THE AFTERHOURS LITERATI CAFE





we consume excess caffeine levels to produce the common organic mental disorder known as c-c-c-c-caffeine int-t-t-t-oxication - most people need to ingest as little as three or four cups per day to produce the well-known symptoms of coffee overconsumption - but we are writers and writers are an overstimulated species that require much larger doses to manifest the characteristic effects of caffeine (liquid death) poisoning - the muscle twitching, the rambling flow of thought and speech, the cardiac arrhythmia, the periods of inexhaustibility, the psychomotor agitation, the sensory disturbances such as ringing in the ears and flashes of light, even the recurrent grand mal seizures and respiratory failure that we willingly undergo for the sake of literature is tantamount to martyrdom - but nothing less is expected from the members of the worldwide literati mobilization network - the arrythmia and hypertension of our bodies is the crucible to which we must sacrifice ourselves in order to produce the work that our readers demand of us - and it is the well-beloved reader to whom we owe our inspiration - so in a toast to the reader we drain another cup of d-d-d-double-exp--p-p-presso to get those excitation-blocking cyclic nucleotide phosphodiesterases deactivated and enable the evil black brew to hyperstimulate our nervous system and turn our heads into buckets of black snakes! -

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